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For all the covert actions, disguises and underground information excavation techniques Zone Team East had to employ to bring you the best Olympic alpine coverage on the web, it was worth it. No credentials, help from US Skiing or silly little earthquake could prevent us from bringing you our best.
Then there were the scalpers or should I say vultures. I know everyone has to make a living, but these guys hard sell, tall-tale, techniques were pitiful. Let's just say we were very hung over on sushi and sake with some guy yelling at us "20,000 Yen! It's the bloody O-lympics mate! This thing is going on right now!" We were completely unfazed and expressionless. We simply stared dumbfounded and used some other ticket we had for something else.
It what the Olympics are all about; bringing out the best in everyone. Inspiration was wafting through the air. If you weren't inspired by Hermann "The Herminator" Maier coming back and taking two golds after having soared over 25 meters and rag dolling through three retaining fences, there's something wrong with you. And how about those Canadians. They brought their own plane loads of painted faced and drunken fans, sick with Olympic fever, to every event. But, for us it was all about the inspirational and forever shining Shannon Dunn, who despite all of snowboarding's anti-establishment, ganja praisin' hype; smiled and cheered the entire rain soaked path to the podium.
Then no one even talked about those curling freaks even though they competed in tense, full day ice slipping madness. You should have seen these ladies party. They were not only easily out-drinking those hockey players, rumor has it they took their money in some Scottish card game then hosed them down with fire extinguishers. Then they made them take the blame for the whole thing. The introduction of snowboarding into the Olympic world left me with mixed feelings. No competition can represent the intangible aspect of a big mountain surfing experience. Olympics are for organized sports. Shouldn't something like surfing be an Olympic sport first? The IOC and FIS only took to boarding when the money loomed large and they were sure it wasn't a fad. Then Terje boycotted, Ross was found guilty of giving "thanks and praises"2 at a party for a buried comrade, and Martin Frienadametz got lit and shared his beverage with a hotel switchboard. It was great.
Hans and Brent, Boarding in two feet of Squaw Valley (home of the 1960 winter Games) fresh for The Mountain Zone
1foreigner powers n the ability to claim absurd ignorance and get idiotic insistence powers in a strange culture.
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